Whatever

• As the state grows we all become criminals. I can't believe you have to have a license to own a TV! Oh, and check out number seven on the list.
• Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to pay taxes
• Bailout spam
• Wow! China is crowded
• A good history of laissez-faire (or the lack thereof) in America
• Obama promises to stop America's shitty jobs from going overseas (NB: bad language)
• Property rights save the environment
• Never ask a question to a live audience if you don't want to know the answer
• Just pile it on