Whatever

• Mark my words: the next bubble in the economy will be centered around 'green' technology. Green will be the dot-com of the next decade.
• At least you will be able to enjoy your losses
• Hey, I may be the center of the universe (ok, you may be too)
• The first portable GPS device
• The housing bubble easily understood
• Health care in the U.S. vs in the U.K.
• Homeland Security detects terrorist threats by reading your mind. They probably don't want to be reading the minds of the barefooted, personally violated people waiting in the long lines at the airport.
• “Our advice to drivers is not to panic and not to top off their tanks.” I hate to tell you this, but higher prices work better.